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Originally posted 2010-09-21 01:25:23. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Just Stop! (Tik Tok parody)
I got bored one day and a friend wanted me to make a parody of this song. But here’s the catch, she wanted it to tell the story of this girl who gets high on helium, gets hit on (and loses her virginity to) a hobo, but the hobo turns out to be Lady Gaga. ENJOY! comments please!!!
Lyrics:::
Wake up in the morning got a bad hangover
Look around, on the floor, I see condom wrappers
Look at my phone, what do i see? hobo sexting
‘Cause i got no memory of last night,
I’m talking pictures of his thang, thang
all of them are the same, same
just then my phone rang, rang
jaw-dropping, wtf what’s with this dude
maybe i should call the cops out loud
but wait it’s comin’ all back to me
just stop, make it stop
mister, please leave me alone
Tonight, I’mma screen
every single freaking call
Tick tock on the clock
But this hobo don’t stop, no
just stop, make it stop
mister, how do you have a phone?
i thought you were poor
what phone plan do you have?
Tick tock, on the clock
But i have no coverage ohhh ohhh
Ain’t got a care in world, but got helium
Ain’t got no money in his pocket, but he got a phone
And now, this hobo knows the words to bad romance
But i’m sorry dude, this won’t help you get in my pants
He’s talking bout how drunk i got, got
tryin’ to suck his WHAT, WHAT
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, don’t be that kinda boyfriend
who is a phedophile
Police will hunt you down, down
Po-po hunt you.
just stop, make it stop
mister, i feel violated
Tonight, don’t feel right
i better get a test
Tick tock on the clock
But the doc told me the news NO!
oh shit, i am ticked
it turns out that aint a dick
Tonight, I found out
that was lady gaga
guess what that strange slut
stole my virginity, oh!
oh yeah, she sings to me
almost daily
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you’re crazy
With my hands up
You got me now
you have a gun
put to my head
lady gaga
just leave me alone
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you’re crazy
don’t know what’s next
is this a test?
is this a test?
Now, Rewind my weekend cause really weird
just stop, make it stop
lady gaga freaked me out
Tonight, I’mma cry
not sure what is right
Tick tock on the clock
But freak won’t stop, no
just stop, make it stop
you crazy get out my way
can’t you see you’re crazy
are you too cool
to be like me?
Tick tock on the clock
But this song is gunna end yes.
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Originally posted 2010-11-03 04:42:10. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
cage the elephant aint no rest for the wicked
I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said “I’ve never seen a man
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?
If you can pay the right price
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way.”
I said “You’re such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself?”
She looked at me and this is what she said:
“Oh, there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Money don’t grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain’t nothing in this world for free.
I know I can’t slow down,
I can’t hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good”.
Not even fifteen minutes later
I’m still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
And then he sweeps up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn’t looking for a fight.
He said “Give me all you’ve got
I want your money not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won’t think twice.”
I go like “You can have my cash
But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?”
He said “There ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Money don’t grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain’t nothing in this world for free.
I know I can’t slow down,
I can’t hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good”.
Now a couple hours have passed
And I was sitting at my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.
So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn’t comprehend.
I saw a preacher man in cuffs he’d taken money from the church,
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills.
But even still I can’t say much
Because I know we’re all the same,
oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills
“Oh, there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Money don’t grow on trees.
We got bills to pay,
We got mouths to feed,
There ain’t nothing in this world for free.
I know we can’t slow down,
We can’t hold back,
Though you know, we wish we could.
No there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good”
Duration : 0:3:5
Originally posted 2010-04-08 02:02:44. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
FIGHT NEWS EPISODE #36
Bocepheus and Uncle Pete are in the Video Outhouse discussing MMA fight news and events which have occurred over the last few weeks like…Georges St.Pierre and Anderson Silva may fight in 2013, Chuck Liddell may be retiring, Anthony Romo Johnson sentenced to three years probation, White wants to do International Competitions, WEC to have a flyweight division and more!
Duration : 0:7:0
Originally posted 2010-10-21 23:58:18. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Double Knockout
A funny mma double knockout
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Originally posted 2010-03-07 13:22:46. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Fox News Anchor Brian Kilmeade stopped by UFC Fighter BJ Penn FULL CLIP
Brain Kilmeade got a lot closer than he planned to UFC fighter BJ Penn, who while plugging his book was challenged in an impromptu contest to the finish!
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Originally posted 2010-07-25 20:40:43. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Anthony Leone Gets the Call to the WEC
Anthony Leone of Team Bombsquad tells Mac’s MMA how he first heard the news about being signed with the WEC.
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Kimbo Slice Knocked Out by Seth Petruzelli – Full Video
http://www.24hvids.com http://www.rromp.comKimbo Slice Knocked Out by Seth Petruzelli in 14 seconds. This was Kimbo’s first loss – and what a loss it was… Kevin Ferguson (born on February 8, 1974), better known as Kimbo Slice, is a Miami, Florida-based street fighter turned mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter. He first appeared in several filmed underground fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. Kimbo has since left street fighting behind and is now putting his efforts towards becoming a professional mixed martial arts fighter. Rolling Stone called Slice “The King of the Web Brawlers”Kimbo Slice began his career in unsanctioned street fights. A notable street fight was with Sean Gannon, a former Boston Police officer who trains in MMA. In a brutal fight Kimbo lost for the first time. [6] The popularity of the fight, which was distributed throughout the internet, propelled both men into the MMA spotlight.To prepare for sanctioned MMA fights, Slice was trained by retired MMA fighter Bas Rutten. Slice made his sanctioned MMA debut against former WBO Heavyweight champion boxer Ray Mercer at Cage Fury Fighting Championships 5, in Atlantic City on June 23, 2007. The match was scheduled as a three-round exhibition utilizing all professional rules of MMA combat. Slice defeated Mercer with a guillotine choke at 1:12 into the first round.[7] In a post-fight interview, Slice stated that he would like to fight David “Tank” Abbott. Abbott, who was a spectator, stood up from his seat and accepted the call out. One of the matchmakers for CFFC asked Slice for his assurance so that an October 12 bout at Cage Fury Fighting Championships 6 between Slice and “Tank” Abbott could be organized. This event was later canceled due to a promotion dispute. On October 11, 2007, ProElite announced that they had signed Slice to a deal and that he would make his debut on the November 10, 2007 EliteXC.[8] Originally set to make his professional MMA debut against Mike Bourke, the reformed street fighter was set to face Bo Cantrell after Bourke sustained a shoulder injury.[9] Kimbo defeated Cantrell 19 seconds into the first round by submission due to strikes.Slice will be featured on The Iron Ring, a new television series airing on BET which features MMA prospects. Slice will be a part of the selection process for the participants.[10]On February 16, 2008, Kimbo fought Tank Abbott in the main event at EliteXC: Street Certified. He won by KO 43 seconds into the first round due to strikes. At the fight his weight was announced at an all-time low of 234lbs, a far cry from his street fighting days of 280lbs.On May 31, 2008, Kimbo fought in the main event of the first ever mixed martial arts event shown on prime time network television, EliteXC: Primetime. Though one of the judges had each fighter winning one of the first two rounds, Kimbo’s opponent James Thompson won both on total points by repeatedly taking down Slice and grounding and pounding. In the opening seconds of the third round, however, Kimbo threw a haymaker to Thompson’s left ear, which ruptured Thompson’s cauliflower. This was soon followed by three unanswered punches to a standing Thompson, which led to a referee stoppage and a controversial win for Slice. Fellow EliteXC competitor Brett Rogers was particularly critical of Slice’s victory, calling Slice’s performance “garbage” in a post fight interview. A Kimbo Slice vs. Ken Shamrock fight was signed for October 4, 2008 to take place at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida as part of CBS’ “Saturday Night Fights”. Seth Petruzelli replaced Shamrock due to a cut to the left eye during warm ups only hours before the fight was to take place. Petruzelli defeated Slice by TKO 14 seconds into the bout.
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The Ultimate Fighter audition (UFC)
Maury Steinberg is a 40 year old ex-special forces member. He has designed a style of combat that he clams will “clean house” in the UFC. Give Maury his chance. Follow us on twitter.com/FollowMMA for this and other MMA news.
Duration : 0:6:36
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